Love Coupons*

"-Brian? What are you doing here?
-I came to redeem some coupons.
-(reading) 'Good for one back rub'...'Good for one home-cooked meal'...Brian, I gave these to you while we were still dating.
-There's no expiration date on the coupons.
-Brian, it's been four years. I'm married now."

*From Ant Farm: And Other Desperate Situations by Simon Rich